"Dear Zorak, I think you are really funny. How old are you? How tall are you? I'm five foot two inches."
"Zorak, I think you are really really cute, and I would really like to be your girlfriend. Love and kisses from Ursula, Palm Desert, Californy."
Take a number, honey, and get in line! (rimshot)
"Dear Brak, you're funny. Your voice is pretty. You should do more on the show."
See, I told ya!
"Do you like chicken? I live in Gainesville, Georgia, the chicken capitol of the world. Your fan, Brandie O'Kelley, Gainesville, Georgia."
Heyyy! I'm a chicken. Bawk bawk bawkabawka bakawk bawk bakawk bawka bawk bawka bawkakabawk.