Mail Bag Day

(Chicken)

1:08


Zorak:
Time to open the mail, kiddies!
"Dear Zorak, I think you are really funny. How old are you? How tall are you? I'm five foot two inches."
Ghost:
(singing) Five foot two, eyes of blue-
Brak:
Kootchie kootchie kootchie koo!
Zorak:
"Zorak, I think you are really really cute, and I would really like to be your girlfriend. Love and kisses from Ursula, Palm Desert, Californy."

Take a number, honey, and get in line! (rimshot)

Brak:
Heyyyy!
"Dear Brak, you're funny. Your voice is pretty. You should do more on the show."

See, I told ya!

"Do you like chicken? I live in Gainesville, Georgia, the chicken capitol of the world. Your fan, Brandie O'Kelley, Gainesville, Georgia."

Heyyy! I'm a chicken. Bawk bawk bawkabawka bakawk bawk bakawk bawka bawk bawka bawkakabawk.

Zorak:
(as Brak clucks) Settle down, chicken boy.


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