Mail Bag Day

(Popeye)

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Brak:
Read the mail! Read the mail! Read the mail!
Ghost:
"Dear Cartoon Planet, I am eleven years old and watch Cartoon Planet every day. I like all the cartoons you put on except Popeye. My older sister Brandy, who's seventeen, is afraid of Popeye. But I'm not! Rebecca, Sandeego, California."

Let me just say this to Brandy, who is seventeen. You need not fear Popeye, Brandy. He cannot harm you.

Brak:
I'm afraid of spinach.
Ghost:
That's nice, Brak.
"Dear Cartoon Planet, I'm nor a kid. I'm a 24-year-old who is still entertained by cartoons. I have a fulltime job. I'm not a couch potato. Ester Ott, Arlington, Texas."

Look at me! I'm a desk potato.

Zorak:
I'm a prison pod potato.
Brak:
Hey, what kinda potato am I?
Zorak:
You're Mr. Potatohead!
Brak:
Okay.


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