Messages from Outer Space:
Barnacle Boy

Zorak:

Now, listen if you dare, to ... Messages from Outer Spaaace!

Ghost:

This message was beamed to us from Barnacle Boy in Denada 7, the underwater city.

"Dear Cartoon Planet creatures, I am Barnacle Boy. But everyone here in the fabulous underwater city calls me "Squirt". My favorite things to do are play with my toys while I am soaking in the tub. Did I mention that I am very large? I am. I'm huge! I love to watch you capture the evil beings in your nebula by using your very extreme power bands. Where did you get them? Do they work underwater, hmmm?"

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Hot Dog Man:

Weeee interrupt this transmissio-o-on! Weee aare theee Ho-o-ot Do-o-og Meeeen! Ourrr planet is in dangerrr! Weeee ne-e-ed your assistance! Does anyone have a Phillips screw-w-wdriver?

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Zorak:

No! Get lost!

Ghost:

"I like to keep trim by jogging underwater, because I'm so huge! I have to be careful though, because the sorehead submarine patrols in my sector are always shooting at me. Sometimes they knock me down, but I get right back up, albeit with a nasty scar. I guess I'll close for now. Goodbye from Barnacle Boy the sailor, also known as Squirt!"

Zorak:

And that is another Message from Outer Spaaace!