Moron Jokes
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Zorak:
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Space Ghost, why did the Uranian Dweebzoid throw the clock out the window?
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Ghost:
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I don't know. Why?
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Zorak:
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He wanted to see time fly.
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Both:
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(Laughter)
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Zorak:
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Why did the Martian Yakyak take a ruler to bed?
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Ghost:
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Why?
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Zorak:
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Heh-heh, he wanted to measure how long he slept!
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Both:
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(Laughter)
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Zorak:
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Why did the-
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Ghost:
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(laughing) Stop, stop, stop stop- (continues laughing as Zorak speaks)
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Zorak:
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All right, one more. Why did the Plutonian Droid Model 67 tiptoe past the
medicine cabinet?
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Ghost:
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(laughing) Why, why?
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Zorak:
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He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills!
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Both:
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(Laughter WAY out of proportion to the jokes!)
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