Once upon a midnight clammy,
I was playing poker with Gandorf and Sammy.
Gandorf had just dealt me Jacksons and fives,
When I heard a tapping at my window on high.
I climbed to the attic, so dreary and black,
And who should I see there tapping but Brak!
I had a bad dream. I can't get back to sleep.
It had a big fat bird in it 'n' he gave me the creeps!
The bird kept sayin' "Nevermore, nevermore, nevermore, hey, nevermore, nevermore, nevermore, nevermore-"
I let Brak in the window, and we went downstairs.
Gandorf and Sammy were asleep in their chairs.
We turned on the TV and watched "Coast to Coast",
The show that has a meatball for a host.
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