Nightmare

2:18


Zorak:
(moaning) Man.
Ghost:
How ya feeling there, pardner?
Zorak:
Eh ... like a Gardassian tanker ran over me, and backed up, and ran over me again.
Ghost:
Ohh! Rough night, huh?
Zorak:
Eh ... last night was limbo night at The Locust Club. Eh, things got a little outta hand. We "lowered the bar", if you know what I mean. I've gotta lie down for a little while or I'm going to keel over and croak.
(Zorak turns upside down in the pod and snores loudly, then starts speaking.)
Hey ... you ... get outta that sinkhole right now...
Ghost:
Brak, listen to Zorak. He's talking in his sleep.
Zorak:
Awww, I don't wanna go to my room, Mommy. I'm innocent. Ouch! All right, I'm not innocent, but they can't prove a thing ... take me to court ...find a jury that'll prove a ... No! Take 'em away! Take 'em away!
Brak:
Take what away?
Zorak:
Banana Splits! Banana Splits!
(video of The Banana Splits)
Uhh ... I need to stop giving Space Ghost the Evil Eye, huh-huh-huh ... ah-heh-heh-heh-heh ... ah, or he'll think that I'm sweet on him, heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Ghost:
Ooh, let's not go there.
Zorak:
Wait, Mr. Rich, you've got to hide me! You dirty rat, you dirty rat.
Ghost:
Oh no! He's doing impressions!
Zorak:
Hasta la vista, baby.
Brak:
Wake him up!
Zorak:
Ah PITY the fool!
Ghost:
ZORAK! WAKE UP!
Zorak:
Dyn-o-MITE!
(Ghost zaps Zorak.)
Zorak:
(rightside-up) Heh? Wha' happened?
Ghost:
You were talking in your sleep.
Zorak:
Oh. Eh, well, (yawn) don't mind if I do.
(Turns upside down and begins snoring again.)


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