Zorak's Nuggets of Joy:
Demolished

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Ghost:: And now, here's a nugget of joy. From Zorak!
Zorak:: Yes, uhh, all right. Once there was a very nice green mantis whose name was ... uh - his name is not really important. So anyways, one day while Space G - uh - while SOMEBODY was taking a nap, this mantis borrowed the Phantom Cruiser and took it for a little spin. I - uh - he was making a loop around the crab nebula, also known as Dead Man's Curve, when this stinkin' salvage vehicle comes out of nowhere and blindsides me! - Uh, him. No turn signal, nothin'. Sheesh.
Ghost:: Hold it! Did you swipe the Phantom Cruiser during my nappy-time?
Zorak:: SWIPE? I borrowed it! I was bringin' it back.
Ghost:: And you cracked it up?!
Zorak:: Uh, cracked it up? Nnnooooo, I wouldn't say that. It's more like... uh ... I DEMOLISHED IT!
Ghost:: NOOOOOOOO!
Zorak:: Hey, you've got spacecraft insurance, right?
Ghost:: Yeah! And you've got explosion insurance. Right?
Zorak:: Uh, hang on, I'll check my coverage - AAAAAAHHHH!
(Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:: (cough) Touchy. (coughs)