Zorak's Nuggets of Joy:
Little Red Riding Hood

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Ghost:: Here's a wonderful Nugget of Joy, from Zorak.
Zorak:: So I sez, "Hey, get outta my way, Curly, before I make you the soup of the day!"
Brak:: What'd she say to that?
Zorak:: She didn't SAY anything! She just reared back and knocked me out colder than a mackerel! (deep sigh) I think I'm in love.
Ghost:: (whispering) Zorak.
Zorak:: Go away, son, yer botherin' me.
Ghost:: (growling) Zorak, it's time ... for another ... wonderful ... nugget ... of JOY!
Zorak:: Oh, all right. Now, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see... Yeah, I got one.
The beloved nursery rhyme "Little Red Riding Hood" was written by Frenchman Charles Perrault in 1697. In the original version, the wolf devoured Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood, as well as two woodsmen, a wandering minstrel, and Humpty Dumpty. He called his story "Wow! What a Big Fat Wolf!" And that's all I know about that.