Zorak's Nuggets of Joy:
Chamomile
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Ghost:
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And now, here's a Nugget of Joy. From Zorak.
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Zorak:
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After a tough day of conquering and wreaking havoc, I like to soak my hind
pincers in a basin of warm Epsom salts, and drink a soothing cup of chamomile
tea.
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Ghost:
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Camomile.
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Zorak:
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Mmmm, precisely.
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Ghost:
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Zorak, I've known you longer than I care to mention, and I have never seen
you drink a cup of tea.
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Zorak:
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You haven't?
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Ghost:
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No I haven't. I've never seen you soak your pinchers, either. And when was
the last time you conquered anything?
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Zorak:
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Well, let's see... what's today?
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Ghost:
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It's been years, Zorak. Ages!
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Zorak:
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Aah, I know, I know. I'm just a stinky little liar. I'm not even worth the
laser power it would take to blow me to smithereens!
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Ghost:
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Oh, I wouldn't say that!
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Zorak:
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No wait no AAAHHHHH!
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(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
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Zorak:
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(coughing)
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Brak:
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Gee, that was kinda harsh.
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Ghost:
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Yeah, I suppose you're right.
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Brak:
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Remind me not to cross you on a bad day.
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Ghost:
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Zorak, ohh, Zorak. You look like you could use a nice crispy soothing cup
of ... chamomile tea.
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