Zorak's Nuggets of Joy:
Chamomile

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Ghost:
And now, here's a Nugget of Joy. From Zorak.
Zorak:
After a tough day of conquering and wreaking havoc, I like to soak my hind pincers in a basin of warm Epsom salts, and drink a soothing cup of chamomile tea.
Ghost:
Camomile.
Zorak:
Mmmm, precisely.
Ghost:
Zorak, I've known you longer than I care to mention, and I have never seen you drink a cup of tea.
Zorak:
You haven't?
Ghost:
No I haven't. I've never seen you soak your pinchers, either. And when was the last time you conquered anything?
Zorak:
Well, let's see... what's today?
Ghost:
It's been years, Zorak. Ages!
Zorak:
Aah, I know, I know. I'm just a stinky little liar. I'm not even worth the laser power it would take to blow me to smithereens!
Ghost:
Oh, I wouldn't say that!
Zorak:
No wait no AAAHHHHH!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:
(coughing)
Brak:
Gee, that was kinda harsh.
Ghost:
Yeah, I suppose you're right.
Brak:
Remind me not to cross you on a bad day.
Ghost:
Zorak, ohh, Zorak. You look like you could use a nice crispy soothing cup of ... chamomile tea.


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