No Pants!

2:16

Ghost:: Fol-der-ee (coughs) fol-der-aah (coughs)
Oh, horsefritters. I was afraid of that. I have a little tingle in my throat.
Zorak:: Oh, poo!
Ghost:: Brak, be a lamb and run to my dressing room and bring me back my throat lozenges.
Brak:: I can't.
Ghost:: Whaddaya mean, you can't?
Brak:: 'Cause, uh... because, uh... I don't have any pants on.
Ghost:: Ohh. Uh... uh... not, not that it's any of my business, Brak, but, uh, how'd that happen?
Brak:: I don't know! I just left home without any pants on!
Zorak:: I don't wear pants. They chafe.
Ghost:: I like corduroy pants. I like the happy song they sing.
Ohhh, I'm a pair of corduroy pants, fweet fweet fweet fweet fweet fweet fweet!
Hear me sing my- (coughs)

Ow, it's that darn tingle again! Zorak, go get me my throat lozenges.
Zorak:: No. Do it yourself, chicken legs.
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:: AAAAAAAAAA!
Ghost:: Get me my throat lozenges.
Zorak:: In a pig's eye, ya big tub 'a goo!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:: BLLLA-WO-HO-HO-HO-HOOOW! (coughs)
Ghost:: Well?
Zorak:: That which don't kill me makes me stronger!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:: AAAAAAAAAA!
I'm feelin' a little groggy. (coughs) I think I'll lay down for a little while. Nighty-night.
(Zorak turns upside-down in his pod and begins snoring)
Ghost:: (as Zorak snores) Well, Brak, I don't see any reason why we can't finish this delightful sketch even though you don't have pants on. I mean, it's not like ya ever get out from behind the desk anyways.
Brak:: It's not like I don't wanna! The producers are just too cheap to spend any money animating me! Here, lookit this, (standing) here's one of my new scenes. See the way I'm standin' up? For five bucks extra they coulda shown me sitting down, THEN standing up! Buncha cheapskates!
Ghost:: Hey, maybe if you write yourself a little note, you'll remember to wear pants tomorrow!
Brak:: That's a good idea, if I can remember it. Maybe I should tie a string around my finger to remind myself to write a little note to remind myself to write a little note!
Ghost:: That might do it.