No Script
3:12
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Ghost:
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Well, all-righty! (Pause) Well, uh... huh, all-righty. (pause) you betcha.
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Zorak:
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Um, am I supposed to have a line here?
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Ghost:
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Let's say hello to our good friend, Zorak!
(whispering) Zorak, there's no script for this sketch.
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Zorak:
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(whispering) Why are you whispering?
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Ghost:
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(whispering) Because I'm scared.
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Zorak:
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(whispering) Ohhh. (normal voice) What are we supposed to do, ad lib?
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Ghost:
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No! I think we're supposed to make it up as we go along!
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Zorak:
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Yikes!
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Ghost:
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Where's my script!? How hard can it be to write this gobbledygook!?
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Zorak:
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Maybe the scriptwriters have writers' block.
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Ghost:
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It's all that cheese they eat. Seems like every other day somebody's rolling
a fifty-pound cheese wheel in there. Cheese'll block ya up.
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Zorak:
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Have you tried the new aerosol cheese? Mmmm! It's cheese-a-riffic!
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Ghost:
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Yes. Hey, here's Brak! Brak, say something funny!
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Brak:
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Something funny!
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Zorak:
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No, act stupid!
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Brak:
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Okay, so I was sitting in this diner and this man walked up to me and he
said, "Hey, buddy, I haven't had anythi - I haven't have anything to eat
in a long time", so I bit him. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Ah, I don't know if I told that one right.
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Zorak:
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Yes, boys and girls, this is a network television show.
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Ghost:
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Zorak, hit the fade out button.
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Zorak:
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No. The producer just told me to stretch.
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Ghost:
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Stretch what?
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Zorak:
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Stretch the sketch!
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Ghost:
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What sketch? There's no script, no direction, so far it's just Brak rambling
on like an idiot!
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Brak:
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(singing) Ohhhh, I'm a rambling idiot, rambling everywhere! I'm a rambling
idiot, in my underwear!
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Ghost:
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Go away, you brainless baloney-headed boob!
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Zorak:
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Hey! Don't take it out on Brak, just because YOU can't come through in a
clutch.
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Ghost:
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Whattayou mean?
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Zorak:
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You're always blabbing about how lame the writers are, what a sissy the Producer
is, right?
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Ghost:
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Yeah. So?
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Zorak:
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So, be a professional! Be entertaining! Say something witty! Say something
(snicker) intelligent! Look like you know what you're doing!
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Ghost:
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Hit the fade out button NOW.
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Zorak:
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Hit it yourself.
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Ghost:
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You know one thing I've noticed about this show, every time the writers hit
the wall you know what they do?
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Zorak:
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No. What?
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Ghost:
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They have me blow you up with my destructo ray! Haven't you ever noticed
that?
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Zorak:
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Eh ... now that you mention it...
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Ghost:
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Stuck for an ending? Blow up Zorak! It's like a running joke.
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Zorak:
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Yess, well, that reminds me, I've got to be running along myself.
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Ghost:
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Not till we finish this stupid sketch.
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Zorak:
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Eh - why don't you tell a little joke. That would be fun. Maybe.
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Ghost:
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Good idea. I've got a real not one for ya!
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Zorak:
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That's not exactly what I YAAAAHHHH!
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(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
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Brak:
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Somehow, I knew that was gonna happen.
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Ghost:
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Brak, what say we fade to black and see what's happening in the next sketch.
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Brak:
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Whatever you say, Mister Blastaway.
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Ghost:
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Okay, here goes!
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