Nuts
2:05
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Ghost:
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Yeah, I guess you could say I've just about done it all. Wrestled the giant
sandworms of Zemblock, battled the mechanical crabs, visited Gracelend. Why,
I remember one time when I was in a rubber raft on the Yellow River with
Albert Schweitzer and Andy Merrill, when this big old grouper jumped right
up in-
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Zorak:
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Space Ghost!
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Ghost:
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What?
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Zorak:
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Are you ... nuts?
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Ghost:
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What kinda question is that?
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Zorak:
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It's a ... multiple choice quesion. A, are you nuts. Or B, are you not nuts.
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Ghost:
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I don't like multiple choice questions.
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Zorak:
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All right, it's a true or false question.
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Ghost:
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False!
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Zorak:
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You're nuts! True or false?
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Ghost:
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False!
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Zorak:
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WRONG! Survey says, boing! Space Ghost is nuts!
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Ghost:
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I'm not nuts!
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Zorak:
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Oh, but I think you are!
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Ghost:
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Oh, but I think I'm not!
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Zorak:
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Oh, but I think YOU ARE!
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Ghost:
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Oh, but I think I'M NOT!
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Zorak:
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Well, there's only two of us here, and one of us is nuts, and it's not me.
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Brak:
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Hey, I'm here too.
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Ghost:
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Brak, do you think I'm nuts?
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Zorak:
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What are you askin' Brak for? He's COMPLETELY nuts!
Brak, be honest now. Are you or are you not totally and completely nuts?
Well?
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Brak:
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I'M THINKING!
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Ghost:
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Oh, this is all so childish. So meaningless.
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Brak:
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It's merely symptomatic of our post-modern ennui. There are no absolutes,
and thus you perceive our world as meaningless when it's really your own
freedom you detest!
(Pause) I like pork!
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Ghost:
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Do you think anyone out there is still watching? Hello?
Hel-lo?
Hel-loo?
Wooo?
Anybody?
Are ya still out there?
Yel-loo?
Anybody?
HEY! Is anybody there?
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Zorak:
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Sheesh, what are you, nuts?!
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Ghost:
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(Bizarre laughter)
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