Nuts

2:05


Ghost:
Yeah, I guess you could say I've just about done it all. Wrestled the giant sandworms of Zemblock, battled the mechanical crabs, visited Gracelend. Why, I remember one time when I was in a rubber raft on the Yellow River with Albert Schweitzer and Andy Merrill, when this big old grouper jumped right up in-
Zorak:
Space Ghost!
Ghost:
What?
Zorak:
Are you ... nuts?
Ghost:
What kinda question is that?
Zorak:
It's a ... multiple choice quesion. A, are you nuts. Or B, are you not nuts.
Ghost:
I don't like multiple choice questions.
Zorak:
All right, it's a true or false question.
Ghost:
False!
Zorak:
You're nuts! True or false?
Ghost:
False!
Zorak:
WRONG! Survey says, boing! Space Ghost is nuts!
Ghost:
I'm not nuts!
Zorak:
Oh, but I think you are!
Ghost:
Oh, but I think I'm not!
Zorak:
Oh, but I think YOU ARE!
Ghost:
Oh, but I think I'M NOT!
Zorak:
Well, there's only two of us here, and one of us is nuts, and it's not me.
Brak:
Hey, I'm here too.
Ghost:
Brak, do you think I'm nuts?
Zorak:
What are you askin' Brak for? He's COMPLETELY nuts!
Brak, be honest now. Are you or are you not totally and completely nuts?
Well?
Brak:
I'M THINKING!
Ghost:
Oh, this is all so childish. So meaningless.
Brak:
It's merely symptomatic of our post-modern ennui. There are no absolutes, and thus you perceive our world as meaningless when it's really your own freedom you detest!
(Pause) I like pork!
Ghost:
Do you think anyone out there is still watching? Hello?
Hel-lo?
Hel-loo?
Wooo?
Anybody?
Are ya still out there?
Yel-loo?
Anybody?
HEY! Is anybody there?
Zorak:
Sheesh, what are you, nuts?!
Ghost:
(Bizarre laughter)


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