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Zorak:: Everyone knows the story of Attilla the Hun, the barbaric conquerer who terrorized eastern and central Europe in the early fifth century. Now let's hear ... the rest of ... the story.
Attilla the Hun was originally known as Attilla the Clown. As a clown he entertained at many children's birthday parties and school carnivals. But one day, while performing a risky balloon animal trick, a little tiddler kicked Attilla really hard, right in the shins, causing him to swallow a huge amount of helium. "That's it," Attilla declared, "no more mister nice guy!" He changed his name to Attilla the Hun and the rest, as they say, is history. Now you know ... the rest of ... the story. Good day.