Ranch Dip

1:04

Ghost:
On this date in history the Earl of Sandwich, the Baron of Bologna, and Colonel Mustard got together and invented a popular food item. What was it?
Zorak:
Uh, the baloney sandwich!
Ghost:
Wrong! Brak!
Brak:
Uhmmmm ... b'loney sandwich!
Ghost:
Wrong! Blip!
Blip:
(squeak squeak)
Ghost:
Wrong!
Zorak:
Give us a clue!
Brak:
Colonel Mustard ... in the pantry ... with the cold cuts! Ha ha hahahahahaha!
Zorak:
Brak, be quiet!
Brak:
(whispering) Okay.
Zorak:
Come on, Space Ghost, give us a clue!
Ghost:
All right. O-kay. Let's see... Potato chips and ranch dip!
Zorak:
Potato chips and ranch dip?
Ghost:
Correct! Two hundred years ago today, the Earl of Sandwich, the Baron de Bologna, and Colonel Mustard introduced potato chips and ranch dip at the feast of St. Dino in Thatsamoray, Italy.
Zorak:
Not the baloney sandwich. Go figure.
Brak:
Boy, it was right there in front of 'em alla time. They just didn't know what they had.

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