Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 11

(Research)

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Ghost:
And now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first, here's Zorak to tell us a little bit more about what ratings are. Zorak?
Zorak:
Ah, eh, Space Ghost, can I speak to you for a moment?
Ghost:
I suppose so.
Brak:
What's the matter?
Zorak:
Nothing's the matter, Brak, I just want to discuss something with Space Ghost. Privately. Do you mind?
Brak:
Can I listen?
Zorak:
No! Go away!
Brak:
Well, I'd love to go away, but I guess you didn't notice that I'm kinda STUCK HERE AT THIS DESK!
Zorak:
Awright awready! Just - don't listen!
Brak:
Okay.
Zorak:
The Boss says that there have been some complaints ... about Brak.
Brak:
I heard that!
Ghost:
What kind of complaints?
Zorak:
Brak cries too much. Brak yells too much. His voice changes from show to show. You can't understand what he's saying.
Brak:
I thought the boss liked me!
Zorak:
The boss LOVES you!
Ghost:
So? What's the beef?
Zorak:
It's the BOSS'S boss!
Ghost:
Ohhh! El Capo! El Ca-po!
Zorak:
Enchilada gigantico!
Ghost:
Royale with cheese!
Zorak:
Exactly!
Ghost:
Whaddo we do? Whaddo we do?
Zorak:
I don't know! I don't know!
Ghost:
We need research! CALL RESEARCH!
(PHONE RINGS)
Ultra-7 Alien 1:
This is Research. Who? Quack? There's no Quack here! Oh, Brak. Never heard of him. No, no, this isn't Cartoon Planet Research, this is Captain Planet Research, ya morons! Ya know, earth, wind, and fire? The power is yours? Yeah, right, buddy, right! Yeah, what, what, what? Hey! Same to you, buddy!
(PHONE RINGS)
Ultra-7 Alien 2:
Cartoon Planet Research. Call somebody else.
(PHONE RINGS)
Operator:
This is Personnel. Oh, you's like some information regarding the famous Cartoon Planet star Brak? Why, certainly! Brak is so loved and admired by all, his file is simply filled to the brim with praise and warm regards. I'll send it right over!
Ghost:
Well, Brak, it looks like you're a big fat ... hit.
Brak:
Ohhhh, well, isn't that nice?
Ghost:
That's it for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report.
Brak:
Goo-bye!

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