Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 1

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Ghost:: Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first, here's Zorak to explain what ratings are!
Zorak:: Ratings. Uh, of course. Ratings are ... uh, cheesy yellow ... uh proton particles attached to the back of a ... big truck monitored by ... you know, uh, squirrels and chipmunks in a ... mountaintop laboratory.
Ghost:: You have no idea what you're talking about, do you?
Zorak:: Uh ... not exactly.
Ghost:: Yes, well, here's Brak with the Monday Ratings Report. How we doing, Brak?
Brak:: All right. Here, lookit this. See that red line? It's goin' UP! See? That means more people watched the show this week than they did last week!
Ghost:: And that's good, right?
Brak:: And here. Here, lookit this. TWO lines! See? There's TWO lines!
Zorak:: What does THAT mean?
Brak:: I don't know!
Zorak:: What do you mean, "I don't know"?
Brak:: Stop pickin' on me!
Zorak:: Aah, go chase yer tail.
Ghost:: Well, we'll look forward to-
Brak:: How'm I supposed to know everything?
Ghost:: -Next Monday's Cartoon Planet Ratings Report.