Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 2

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Ghost:: Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first, here's Zorak to explain what ratings are!
Zorak:: Ratings ... uh, ratings are, uh, monitored by a small device made of ... soap and string. And they ... emit a high-pitched sound that ... only a ... dog can hear.
Ghost:: Zorak-
Zorak:: And the dog ... relays the message to a ... secret government agency.
Ghost:: You're making this up, aren't you?
Zorak:: Ee-yep.
Ghost:: Yes, well, here's Brak with the Monday Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak?
Brak:: Hey, lookit that. See that line? It's goin' down, oh noooo!
Ghost:: What does "oh no" mean?
Brak:: That means not as many people watched the show this week as last week! What's the matter with you people?! (crying) Aaaaaaaaaaa!
Ghost:: (begins crying with Brak)
Brak:: Nobody watches the show!
Zorak:: Hey, wait a minute. The chart is upside down!
Ghost:: Hey, you're right! (Chart graphic spins around) Whee!
Zorak:: See, the line is going UP now.
Brak:: When the ratings go up it's like the whole world is made o' donuts!
Ghost:: Thank you, Brak. We'll look forward to next Monday's Ratings Report.
Zorak:: (upside-down in the Prison Pod) Hey, Brak, look. I'm upside down, like your stupid chart!