Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 4

(Don't Joke About Ratings)

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Ghost:
Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak?

(Pause) I say, how we doin', Brak?

 Brak:
Not so good. Last week only seven people watched Cartoon Planet.
Ghost:
Holy egg custard! Seven?
Brak:
Seven.
Ghost:
As in ... uh, seven?
 Brak:
Four boys, and, uh, two girls, and ... A PIANO TUNER!
Ghost:
Ouch!
Brak:
Not so good.
Ghost:
Brak, where did you get this information, hm?
Brak:
From Zorak.
Ghost:
I see.
Zorak:
It was a JOKE!
Brak:
Some joke!
Ghost:
Thank you, Brak. We'll look forward to next Monday's Ratings Report.

Zorak, I'm only going to say this once. We don't - joke - about - ratings. Got it?

Zorak:
Yeah, I got it. Doofus.


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