Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 5

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Ghost:: Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report! But first here's Zorak to explain what ratings are!
Zorak:: Ratings? Sure, OK. Ratings are like when you rate things, say from one to ten. I, for example, would be a ten, and Brak here would be a two, with one being the worst possible rating. (to Space Ghost) You, of course, would be a ZERO! That would be YOUR rating.
Ghost:: Yes, well, here's Brak with the Monday Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak? (pause) Brak?
Brak:: Heyyy, looka this!
Zorak:: Holy smokes! Does that say 79 gazillion Earthlings watched Cartoon Planet last week?!
Brak:: 79 gazillion! That's right!
Ghost:: Boys, I'd say we're a big fat hit!
Zorak:: Eh, Brak, where did you get this information?
Brak:: Well, I, I made it up.
Ghost:: You ... made it ... UP?!
Brak:: I lost all my ratings stuff! Wahhh!
Zorak:: Where did you leave it?
Brak:: If I knew where I left it, I'd GO GET IT! Wahhhh! I'm not always stupid! (begins crying)
Ghost:: (as Brak cries) Thank you, Brak. We'll look forward to next Monday's ratings report.