Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first,
here's Zorak to explain what ratings are.
Zorak:
Numbers. Nothing but cold, hollow, meaningless digits. Just more information
overload courtesy of the pants-too-high, pocket-protector-wearing nerdburg
numbskulls!
Ghost:
ENOUGH!
Yes, well, here's Brak with the Monday-
Studio Voices:
(laugh) Go!
Next line, take eleven.
Ghost:
(pauses, then continues) Yes, fascinating. Well, here's Brak with the Monday
Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak?
Brak:
Look at the chart! One, two, three, four, five! See? That's pretty good!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And we did a survey, look! Sixty-seven percent of
the people watch Cartoon Planet after school! Seventy-four percent watch
Cartoon Planet during school!
Ghost:
That's pretty impressive!
Zorak:
Not bad.
Brak:
And eight percent say they don't know!
Zorak:
Don't know what?
Brak:
I don't know! How'm I supposed to know if THEY don't know? You stupid people!
What's the matter with you people?
Ghost:
(As Brak yells in the background) Thank you, Brak. We'll look forward to
next Monday's ratings report.
Brak: