Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first,
here's Zorak to explain what ratings are.
Numbers. Nothing but cold, hollow, meaningless digits. Just more information
overload courtesy of the pants-too-high, pocket-protector-wearing nerdburg
Yes, well, here's Brak with the Monday-
Next line, take eleven.
(pauses, then continues) Yes, fascinating. Well, here's Brak with the Monday
Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak?
Look at the chart! One, two, three, four, five! See? That's pretty good!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! And we did a survey, look! Sixty-seven percent of
the people watch Cartoon Planet after school! Seventy-four percent watch
Cartoon Planet during school!
That's pretty impressive!
And eight percent say they don't know!
Don't know what?
I don't know! How'm I supposed to know if THEY don't know? You stupid people!
What's the matter with you people?
(As Brak yells in the background) Thank you, Brak. We'll look forward to
next Monday's ratings report.