Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 7

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Ghost:: Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first, here's Zorak to explain what ratings are.
Zorak:: Certainly. Ratings are achieved by reversing the electron flow and turning the little red knob until it clicks as the worm is put on the hook and cast into deep space until presto! You've got ratings. And that's all I know.
Ghost:: You don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about!
Zorak:: Not a clue!
Ghost:: Yes, well, here's Brak with the Monday Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak?
Brak:: Looka the chart! Cartoon Planet did pretty good except for Wednesday, when zero people watched!
Ghost:: Zero ... people? That's not very many.
Brak:: Hee hee, not really. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Zorak:: Perhaps it's the way you introduced the show that day.
(Flash back)
(Space Ghost invisos in)
Ghost:: Hi! I'm Space Ghost. Welcome to Cartoon Planet. Whoo-wee, what's that smell?! Must be today's show! I mean, who wrote this gobbledygook, a monkey? I don't remember hiring a monkey to write the show! It's scary! I mean, peee-yew! Whoo-wee! Peee-yew!
(Flash forward)
Ghost:: Not exactly the old hard sell, hmm?
Zorak:: Not exactly.
Ghost:: Oh well. We'll look forward to next Monday's ratings report.