Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 9

1:26

Ghost:: Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first, here's Zorak to explain what ratings are.
Zorak:: Ratings ... of course, uh, since you asked... Ratings are multicolored, lightly sweetened molecule type thingies that move around really fast, like a flying saucery object.
Ghost:: Uh huh. WHAT?
Zorak:: And, uh, when combined with the little red lights and when some jerk throws the switch-
Brak:: HEEEEYYY!
Zorak:: - a cylindrical meatlike substance is formed.
Ghost:: Like a pizza!
Brak:: What about my thing?!
Zorak:: Right! Like a pizza. Except when the large robotic programming beast gets mad, well, then, pff, you can kiss your-
Ghost:: (belching) chicken salad
Zorak:: - goodbye, buddy!
Brak:: This is my part of the show! (As Zorak speaks) Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey! Doodleoodleoodleoodleoodleoo! Over here, back behind you! Heeey!
Zorak:: Then suddenly the ratings go down. Then up. Then down. Then up! And then up! Then down! And that's all I know. Eh, thank you.
Ghost:: And that's what ratings are?
Zorak:: Exactly!
Ghost:: Uh-huh. Yes, well, here's Brak with the ratings report. How we doin', Brak?
Brak:: Pretty good! Lookit the chart-
Ghost:: Whoop! I see by the clock on the wall that we're out of time! But we'll look forward to next Monday's ratings report.