The Cartoon Planet Storybook:
What Does My Second Cousin Do?

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Ghost:
Now it's time for The Cartoon Planet Storybook. Today's story is called "What Does My Second Cousin Do?" It was written by Jeffrey Clay. (Oh, he's VERY good.)
What does my second cousin do? Is he a farmer? No! He doesn't have a cow. Is he a clown? No, he doesn't have big floppy shoes. Is he a policeman?
Zorak:
I'M INNOCENT!
Ghost:
No, he doesn't have a gun or like doughnuts. Is he a cowboy? I don't think so. He can't ride a horse. Could my second cousin be a baseball player? No, he doesn't have a bat or a glove, and he isn't a millionaire. Maybe he's a lawyer. Nah, he's not that smart. Come to think of it, my second cousin really doesn't know how to do much of anything. Maybe he should be a talk show host!
Zorak:
Hahahahahahahaha!
Ghost:
The end.


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