There- there was once this funny clown, and his name was Albert. Sometimes people tried to be cute and pronounce his name in French, which was 'Al-bear'. People did this so much that Albert started believing he was a bear. He moved to the forest of the northwestern United States to live on nuts and berries. Soon Al-bear became a tall hairy man with long hair and fingernails and bare feet. Because he was an ex-clown he had BIG HUGE FEET! Today Albert the clown is better known as 'Bigfoot'. So the next time you're campin' in the great Northwest, remember to raise a big 'Hey-diddly-oh' to Al-bear.