Once upon a time there was a little boy named Pete who lived in Winona, Minnesota. When Pete was in third grade there was a big bully in his class named Jack. Every day at recess Jack would call Pete names. Then he would hit Pete on the head until Pete cried. Time passed and Pete grew up, got married, and had a wonderful family and a very nice job as a television producer. Jack grew up to be a big ugly slob with a mean little boss who hit him on the head every day. It just goes to show you, there's not much future in being a bully.