The Cartoon Planet Storybook:
Timmy Doesn't Have a Nose

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Ghost:
And now it's time for the Cartoon Planet Storybook. Today's story is called "Timmy Doesn't Have a Nose" and it's written by Cradge Mackerfraller, age unknown. Zorak, you read this one!
Zorak:
Okay! (clears throat) A-hem.
"Timmy doesn't have a nose. Timmy goes to the plastic surgeon. Timmy picks his nose."
Brak:
Eeeewww! That's disgusting.
Zorak:
No, I meant "Timmy CHOOSES his nose." From a chart that the doctor shows him.
Brak:
Oh.
Zorak:
You see?
Brak:
Oh, yes.
Zorak:
Now can I get back to the story?
Ghost:
Yes, Zorak. Do go on.
Brak:
Yes, Zorak. Do go on... buddy.
Zorak:
Thank you so much.
Ghost:
Don't mention it.
Brak:
Yeah, don't mention it, buddy!
Ghost:
Brak, quit repeating what I say!
Brak:
Quit repeating what you say?!
Ghost:
Yes! Uh, quit re- repeat- shut up!
Brak:
All I, all I's doin' was just tryin' to-
Ghost:
No, you don't know what you were doing.
Brak:
But I don't think you know what-
Ghost:
Save it! Zorak, go on.
Zorak:
Anyway, (clears throat)
"Timmy chooses his nose. Timmy gets his nose operation. Timmy is given the wrong nose! Timmy sues the doctor for malpractice. Timmy wins a lot of money from the case, moves into a bigger house, but still has to live with the big ugly nose. The end."

Now that's my kind of story.

Ghost:
It would be.
Brak:
Yeah, it would be, buddy!
Ghost & Zorak:
Shut up!
Brak:
Why's everybody always bein' so mean? You don't, you don't, you don't know! You don't!

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