"Timmy doesn't have a nose. Timmy goes to the plastic surgeon. Timmy picks his nose."
"Timmy chooses his nose. Timmy gets his nose operation. Timmy is given the wrong nose! Timmy sues the doctor for malpractice. Timmy wins a lot of money from the case, moves into a bigger house, but still has to live with the big ugly nose. The end."
Now that's my kind of story.