Space Ghost's New Year's Resolutions


I'm Space Ghost, vanquisher of evil villains and fearless hero of the infinite heavens and their subsidiaries.
Big whoop.
At this time I'd like to share with you my hopes and dreams for the up-and-coming fiscal year.
Number one: I'd like to sleep in more.
Number two: I think I'd like to do a little modeling.
Number three: Stop drawing bears in ties!
Number four: I'm going to eat a big pot of cheese with grilled onions!
Number five: I'm going to start using a napkin to wipe my mouth instead of my cape. This will save me a nice chunk of change at the cleaner's!
Number six: Ignore all research.
Number seven: Design a line of casual wear called "Mad Dog".
Number nine: I shall continue to turn Zorak's pain into some little child's happiness.
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
And number ten: I need to stop laughing at the word ... (suppresses laughter) I need to stop laughing at the word ... "doodie". Ee-heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! Eeheeheehee! Doodie! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Doodie! Eh heh heh heh heh heh, oh, whoo! Heh, ah, man.


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