Space Ghost's New Year's Resolutions

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Ghost:
I'm Space Ghost, vanquisher of evil villains and fearless hero of the infinite heavens and their subsidiaries.
Zorak:
Big whoop.
Ghost:
At this time I'd like to share with you my hopes and dreams for the up-and-coming fiscal year.
Number one: I'd like to sleep in more.
Number two: I think I'd like to do a little modeling.
Number three: Stop drawing bears in ties!
Number four: I'm going to eat a big pot of cheese with grilled onions!
Number five: I'm going to start using a napkin to wipe my mouth instead of my cape. This will save me a nice chunk of change at the cleaner's!
Number six: Ignore all research.
Number seven: Design a line of casual wear called "Mad Dog".
Number nine: I shall continue to turn Zorak's pain into some little child's happiness.
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:
BLLAAA-HA-HA-HOO-HOOOWWW!
Ghost:
And number ten: I need to stop laughing at the word ... (suppresses laughter) I need to stop laughing at the word ... "doodie". Ee-heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee! Eeheeheehee! Doodie! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! Doodie! Eh heh heh heh heh heh, oh, whoo! Heh, ah, man.

Doodie.


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