Party Story

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Brak:: Zorak, I'm gettin' sleepy. Will you tell me a story?
Zorak:: What kind of a story?
Brak:: Um, tell me about your favorite New Year's Eve.
Zorak:: Euhhh... well... lemme see. I was at this party with Ray Stevens once. Y-y'see, in the early days of my music career I played backup keyboards for him on "Gitarzan" and "The Streak".
Brak:: Y'know, I never knew that.
Zorak:: Yeah. Anyway, it was this particular New Year's Eve we kinda had a falling out. He wanted to do his stupid silly songs, and I was seriously thinking of a real music career.
Brak:: Now wait, this- was this during your Nashville years?
Zorak:: Sure. Quit interrupting me!
Brak:: I'm sorry
Zorak:: Uh, don't worry about it. Now, where was I. Oh - the real music career. We got in this argument over the next batch of songs. I wanted to break out and do songs about universal domination, and he wanted to do songs about squirrels running loose in a church and Santa Claus being everywhere! So, push came to shove and I kicked Ray Stevens in the back!
Brak:: Who-hoa, buddy!
Zorak:: Whoa buddy is right! Did you know that Ray Stevens knows the art of kung fu?
Brak:: No!
Zorak:: That man swung around so fast he nearly whacked my head off.
Brak:: Man oh man! Here I thought he was merely a musical genius.
Zorak:: You'd think a guy like that wouldn't know the martial arts, but he does.
Brak:: Huh.
Zorak:: Hmm.
Brak:: Man.
Zorak:: Yeah. ... So, what was your favorite New Year's Eve experience?
Brak:: Uh, it's nothing compared to that.
Zorak:: Oh, c'mon! I told you mine.
Brak:: Aaall right. Y'ready for this?
Zorak:: Yeah, go.
Brak:: Okay, once I ... no, it's stupid.
Zorak:: Ah, go on.
Brak:: No, you'll laugh at me!
Zorak:: No, I won't!
Brak:: All right. Once I went into the kitchen and ate eight packages of instant pudding mix, the powdered stuff. I threw up for three days!
Zorak:: Ho-ho, wow! Heh-heh-heh, man, that beats my story.
Brak:: You know the powdered stuff, the p'tachio flavored, has actually little chips of p'tachio nuts in it. Oh man.