Sunday Drive

1:52


Ghost:
Hey guys, let's say we all go out for a Sunday drive this weekend!
Zorak:
Oh, yeah. I can see THAT as being fun.
Ghost:
Come on, Zorak! I want to start getting out more!
Zorak:
That's fine, but why does it have to involve me?
Ghost:
Because we're buddies! Aren't we, Brak?
Brak:
Suuuure! CHICKEN!
Zorak:
Ohh no. Every time we go out YOU have to ride shotgun and I'm stuck sitting in Blip's chair!
Ghost:
Blip's chair? What's wrong with that?
Zorak:
Well, monkeys are filthy little creatures.
Brak:
Blip's not filthy. I saw him take a bath, and then you know what he did?
Zorak:
What?
Brak:
He brushed his little teeth with his teeny little Kermit the Frog toothbrush. Oh, it was precious!
Zorak:
Oh, you're crazy.
Ghost:
Zorak, there's always Jace's chair. Why don't you sit in that?
Zorak:
Oh, you'd like THAT, wouldn't you?
Ghost:
You know, Brak, I think Zorak just doesn't want to go on the drive!
Brak:
Yeah, he's a big turkey.
Ghost:
Chicken.
Brak:
Chicken. Moo moo-
Ghost:
Bawk bawk bawk bawk-
Brak:
Bok bakawk, Mr. Turkey-
Ghost:
Chicken!
Brak:
Chicken!
Zorak:
And you guys wonder why I don't want to spend time confined in the cruiser with you?! Ehh, you're like Moe and Shemp!
Ghost:
And who do you think is Larry, huh, Zorak? Tell me, who is the Larry Fine of our little comedy threesome? Who, Zorak? Who? WHO?
Zorak:
(annoyed sigh) I am.
Brak:
You are!
Ghost:
So then it's settled. Come this Sunday, we three stooges are going on an amazing country adventure! We'll see cows and pigs, and maybe we'll run over a skunk, raising a stink that can be smelled for miles around!
Zorak:
Okay, but only if we hit the skunk!
Brak:
Yeah! Peee-yewww!
Ghost:
You boys make me proud to be alive!


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