Sunday Drive
1:52
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Ghost:
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Hey guys, let's say we all go out for a Sunday drive this weekend!
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Zorak:
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Oh, yeah. I can see THAT as being fun.
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Ghost:
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Come on, Zorak! I want to start getting out more!
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Zorak:
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That's fine, but why does it have to involve me?
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Ghost:
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Because we're buddies! Aren't we, Brak?
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Brak:
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Suuuure! CHICKEN!
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Zorak:
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Ohh no. Every time we go out YOU have to ride shotgun and I'm stuck sitting
in Blip's chair!
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Ghost:
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Blip's chair? What's wrong with that?
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Zorak:
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Well, monkeys are filthy little creatures.
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Brak:
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Blip's not filthy. I saw him take a bath, and then you know what he did?
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Zorak:
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What?
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Brak:
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He brushed his little teeth with his teeny little Kermit the Frog toothbrush.
Oh, it was precious!
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Zorak:
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Oh, you're crazy.
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Ghost:
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Zorak, there's always Jace's chair. Why don't you sit in that?
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Zorak:
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Oh, you'd like THAT, wouldn't you?
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Ghost:
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You know, Brak, I think Zorak just doesn't want to go on the drive!
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Brak:
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Yeah, he's a big turkey.
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Ghost:
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Chicken.
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Brak:
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Chicken. Moo moo-
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Ghost:
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Bawk bawk bawk bawk-
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Brak:
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Bok bakawk, Mr. Turkey-
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Ghost:
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Chicken!
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Brak:
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Chicken!
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Zorak:
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And you guys wonder why I don't want to spend time confined in the cruiser
with you?! Ehh, you're like Moe and Shemp!
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Ghost:
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And who do you think is Larry, huh, Zorak? Tell me, who is the Larry Fine
of our little comedy threesome? Who, Zorak? Who? WHO?
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Zorak:
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(annoyed sigh) I am.
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Brak:
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You are!
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Ghost:
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So then it's settled. Come this Sunday, we three stooges are going on an
amazing country adventure! We'll see cows and pigs, and maybe we'll run over
a skunk, raising a stink that can be smelled for miles around!
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Zorak:
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Okay, but only if we hit the skunk!
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Brak:
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Yeah! Peee-yewww!
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Ghost:
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You boys make me proud to be alive!
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