Thinkers
2:28
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Zorak:
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Uh, Space Ghost? Hey! Hey, Space Ghost! Over here! Hey, whaddaya doin'?
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Ghost:
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Oh, uh, heh-heh, nothing. Uh ... just thinking.
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Zorak:
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Uh ... about what?
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Ghost:
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Oh ... Just ... private stuff. Superhero stuff. You wouldn't be interested.
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Zorak:
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Sure I would.
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Ghost:
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No you wouldn't.
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Zorak:
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Oh, I would! I would!
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Ghost:
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No, I don't think so.
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Zorak:
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Tell me!
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Ghost:
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Skip it!
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Zorak:
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O-kay. ... Hey, d'ya have any gum?
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Ghost:
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Zorak, you know the rule. No ... gum ... chewing.
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Zorak:
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That's a stupid rule.
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Ghost:
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No, it isn't.
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Zorak:
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Yes, it is!
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Ghost:
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If you had a stick of gum right now, what would you do with it?
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Zorak:
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I'd chew it and chew it and chew it and chew it until ALL the flavor was
gone.
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Ghost:
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Right. And THEN what would you do with it?
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Zorak:
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Well, let's see ... I guess I'd probably throw it on the floor.
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Ghost:
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And?
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Zorak:
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It would get on your shoe.
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Ghost:
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Exactly. And nobody, at least no self-respecting person I know, wants to
have gum on their shoe. Hence the rule.
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Brak:
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Heyyy, whaddaya fellas doin'?
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Zorak:
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Space Ghost was trying to think about some "stuff", and I was bothering him!
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Brak:
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What kinda stuff?
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Ghost:
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Uh, private stuff.
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Brak:
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Like what?
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Ghost:
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Well, I guess if I told you it wouldn't be private anymore! Would it?
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Brak:
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Well, pardon me, Mister Grumpy Pants!
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Zorak:
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Brak, do you have any gum?
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Brak:
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No, I don't have any g... hey, wait a minute! How come you're always askin'
me if I have any gum? Y'know, in all the years you've known me have you ever
known me to have any gum? Well, HAVE YA?
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Zorak:
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So, you don't have any gum, I take it.
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Ghost:
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Even if Brak did have gum, neither of you could chew it.
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Brak:
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Why not?
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Zorak:
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It's a rule. "No gum chewing".
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Brak:
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Boy, that's a stupid rule. Zorak, did you watch The Simpsons last night?
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Zorak:
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No, I missed it.
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Brak:
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Was it any good?
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Zorak:
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I just told you, I missed it!
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Brak:
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I guess ... um ... I guess that Space Ghost is thinking about private stuff
again.
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Zorak:
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Oh, he's a thinker, all right.
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