I Know This Guy

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Brak:
Heyy, I know this guy ... and ... um, he's, y'know ... that kinda guy ... that, um, oh ... well, one time, it was, um ... and he went in...to the ... um ... Space Ghost, you know this guy?
Ghost:
No, I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Brak:
Zorak, what 'bout you?
Zorak:
No, I never - hey, wait a minute. I DO know that guy. He's a big guy, right? Stocky, heavyset guy, goatee, eyepatch, wooden leg, always wears a sombrero. He's a bouncer over at Naughty Nellie's, right?
Brak:
No, that's not the guy.
Zorak:
Nnn. That must be some other guy.
Brak:
Yeah, it must be, 'cause I n-know that other guy, and he's, um, well, that's not him and that's all there is to it.
Ghost:
Hey, I know the guy you're talking about! The one who made a blamed fool of himself at the company picnic!
Brak:
That's him!
Ghost:
Well, what about him?
Brak:
Boy, I tell you, that guy, ha ha ha ha ha! Oh boy! Ha ha ha ha! Oh, he cracks me up! Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, whooo! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ahhh, ah ha ha ha ha ha. Oh boy. Oh boy. Boy, I tell you, that guy, hee hee hee hee, he cracks me up! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ahwhoo! Oh boy, that's one funny guy!
Ghost:
We can't be talking about the same guy.
Brak:
No, I guess not.


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