Mail Bag Day:
Tom and Vinny

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Ghost:
Here's a letter from Tom and Vinny in New Guinea! That rhymes.
"Salutations, space creatures. We have seen some items on Cartoon Planet that don't hold H2O. For instance, Brak often says words that contain the letter ‘B'. We think that it is imposs - imposs - haachooey, sorry, I sneezed, impossible to say the letter ‘B' without lips."
Brak:
Impossible, you say? I think not! Big bouncy boneless bananas broke Buddy's bunkie. Put that in your bipe and boke it.
Ghost:
Continuing,
"Space Ghost, you wear a mask all day long. We think you have no hair. Do you have hair, or are you a bald guy?"

I have a full head of naturally curly hair.

Zorak:
Yeah, prove it, baldy!
Ghost:
No!
Zorak:
Uncle Fester!
Brak:
Here's a letter.
"Dear Brak, you are such a hunk. A hunk of what, we don't know. But we love you anyway. In fact, we have formed a Brak fan club. Love, Chickie Babe, Super Chick, Chickie Chick, and Super Babe."

Suuuuper Baaaaabe! Hey! Hey, hey, incidentally, how much you wanna make a bet this club is full of beautiful women!
Here's another one for me.

"Dear Brak, you are my hero. Melissa Jones, K-Town, Texas."
Zorak:
A hero ain't nothin' but a sandwich.
Brak:
What's that supposed to mean?
Zorak:
It means what it means.
Brak:
You better not be callin' me a sandwich!
Zorak:
Well, BRAK, if that's your real name, they say if the shoe fits...
Brak:
YOU LEAVE MY SHOES OUTTA THIS!
Ghost:
All right, SETTLE DOWN!
Brak:
HE - HE CALLED ME A SANDWICH!!
Zorak:
Why would I wanna call anybody a sandwich? If I was gonna start name calling I could do better than "sandwich".
Ghost:
How about "flibbertigibbet"?
Zorak:
Yeah! Or "goatbucket"!
Ghost:
Goatbucket?
Brak:
YOU BIG FAT BOWL OF SOUP! FAT ONION HEAD BURGER FACE!!
Zorak:
Oooohhhh, that hurt. Heh-heh-heh-heh, Sandwich Boy.
Brak:
AAAAAAAAaaaaoh, phooey!


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