Mail Bag Day

(Workout)

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Ghost:
(singing) Letters, there are letters in our mailbox and we'll read them to yooou!
"Dear Space Ghost, I like your show. I like your muscles. Zorak needs to work out. Nathan Gravitt, Birmingham, Alabamer."
("workout music" starts playing in the background)
Okay, skinny boy! Let's get physical!
Zorak:
I'm too tired!
Ghost:
No excuses! One! Two! Three! Four! Three! One! Two! Four! Four! One! Two! Three!-
Zorak:
Owww! This hurts!
Ghost:
-Nine! Six! One! Come on, peewee! No pain, no gain! Nine! Three! Eight! Six! One! Four! Seven! Four! Three! One!
Zorak:
(As Space Ghost "counts") Let's just read another letter.
("workout music" ceases abruptly)
Ghost:
Allllrighty!
Zorak:
Here's a joke from Patrick Knoth, Shaker Heights, Ohio. A-ahem.
"Look, I just found a lost soccer ball."
Ghost:
How do you know it's lost?
Zorak:
"Because the kids down the street are still looking for it!" (rimshot)


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