Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Broccoli

1:09


Ghost:
Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Zorak:
Okay.
Caller:
Hey, Zorak! How you doin'?
Zorak:
Hangin' in there, kid.
Caller:
Like, I have a vegetable question, okay?
Zorak:
Of course you do.
Caller:
Okay, why do parents always tell you to eat your vegetables? I mean, what's the deal?
Zorak:
Well, the deal is vegetables are actually not too terrible if you-
Ghost:
(interrupting) When I was a kid, I hated broccoli. Couldn't stand the sight of it! But as time went on, I learned to tolerate it. Even like it! Now I can't get enough broccoli! Broccoli for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! Nothing but broccoli, broccoli, and more broccoli!
Zorak:
I like squash.
Ghost:
For its flavor or its texture?
Zorak:
I just like the name. Squash. Squash. Squash!
Brak:
SQUASH!
Ghost:
BROCCOLI!
Zorak:
Does, uh, that answer your question, kid?
Caller:
Uh ... I think so. Thanks.
Zorak:
Don't mention it.
Ghost:
We'll be back next week, same time, for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Zorak:
Bye-bye.


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