Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Bullies
1:38
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Ghost:
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Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
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Caller 1:
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Zorak, why'm I so stupid? I'm so stupid I don't even know how stupid I am.
(Pause) Y'know, I'm not hearin' you.
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Zorak:
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Next caller!
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Caller 2:
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Zorak, are you there?
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Zorak:
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Yes, I'm here. Where are you?
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Caller 2:
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I'm here too.
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Zorak:
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Perfect! Go ahead.
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Caller 2:
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There's this big bully at my school. He keeps taking my lunch money. What
should I do?
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Zorak:
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Bullies... you know, as a young mantis I was also plagued by bullies.
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Caller 2:
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Really?
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Zorak:
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They would always knock me down!
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Caller 2:
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So what did you do?
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Zorak:
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I picked myself up, dusted myself off, and turned to the DARK SIDE! Became
EVIL!
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Caller 2:
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I don't think my Mom would like it if I became evil.
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Zorak:
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Eh, no, I suppose not. Oh, well, whaddaya gonna do? Next caller!
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Caller 3:
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Zorak, I have a problem.
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Zorak:
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Don't we all, kid.
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Caller 3:
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Now that I have a baby sister nobody pays attention to me.
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Brak:
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Nobody pays attention to me either!!
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Zorak:
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Did you hear something, Space Ghost?
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Brak:
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Heeey!
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Ghost:
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Nooo.
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Brak:
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HEEEEEY!
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Zorak:
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Anyway, kid, pretty soon the excitement will die down -
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Brak:
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HEEEY! LISTEN TO ME!
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Zorak:
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- and things will be back to normal.
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Brak:
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NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO ME! AAAAA!
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Zorak:
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Hey, Space Ghost, where's Brak?
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Ghost:
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I don't know.
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Brak:
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NOT FUNNY!
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Ghost:
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That's all for now. Keep watching for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints.
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Zorak:
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Bye now.
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