Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Bullies

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Ghost:
Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Caller 1:
Zorak, why'm I so stupid? I'm so stupid I don't even know how stupid I am.
(Pause) Y'know, I'm not hearin' you.
Zorak:
Next caller!
Caller 2:
Zorak, are you there?
Zorak:
Yes, I'm here. Where are you?
Caller 2:
I'm here too.
Zorak:
Perfect! Go ahead.
Caller 2:
There's this big bully at my school. He keeps taking my lunch money. What should I do?
Zorak:
Bullies... you know, as a young mantis I was also plagued by bullies.
Caller 2:
Really?
Zorak:
They would always knock me down!
Caller 2:
So what did you do?
Zorak:
I picked myself up, dusted myself off, and turned to the DARK SIDE! Became EVIL!
Caller 2:
I don't think my Mom would like it if I became evil.
Zorak:
Eh, no, I suppose not. Oh, well, whaddaya gonna do? Next caller!
Caller 3:
Zorak, I have a problem.
Zorak:
Don't we all, kid.
Caller 3:
Now that I have a baby sister nobody pays attention to me.
Brak:
Nobody pays attention to me either!!
Zorak:
Did you hear something, Space Ghost?
Brak:
Heeey!
Ghost:
Nooo.
Brak:
HEEEEEY!
Zorak:
Anyway, kid, pretty soon the excitement will die down -
Brak:
HEEEY! LISTEN TO ME!
Zorak:
- and things will be back to normal.
Brak:
NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO ME! AAAAA!
Zorak:
Hey, Space Ghost, where's Brak?
Ghost:
I don't know.
Brak:
NOT FUNNY!
Ghost:
That's all for now. Keep watching for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Zorak:
Bye now.


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