Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Chuckie
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Ghost:
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Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
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Caller:
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Hey, Zorak, my name is Chuckie.
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Zorak:
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Hey, Chuckie.
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Caller:
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Hey.
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Zorak:
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What is it, Chuckie?
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Caller:
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I have a problem.
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Zorak:
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Uh-huh.
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Caller:
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Um, yeah, I'm not a big-shot football star like you, Zorak. I just- I just
wanna know how I can - how to make girls like me.
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Zorak:
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I see.
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Caller:
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I'm the fattest boy on Earth.
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Zorak:
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Okay, well, I think that YOU need to speak to Space Ghost.
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Ghost:
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You know, Chuck, I wasn't always a handsome, suave superhero. As a youngster,
I was actually quite an ugly little duck, believe it or not.
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Zorak:
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I believe it.
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Ghost:
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But even so, I was still quite the ladies' man!
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Caller:
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How'd'ja do it?
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Ghost:
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How did I do it? We-he-ell, I'll tell you how I did it, all right. Ahh -
what was it you wanted to know?
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Caller:
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You were going to tell Chuckie how to be "quite the ladies' man".
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Ghost:
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I was? Ah, I mean, I was, ah, going to say ... you know ... aw, who am I
kidding? Girls never liked me!
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Zorak:
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HAH!
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Ghost:
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I was afraid of girls!
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Zorak:
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HAH! Oops, hey, Chuckie, you still there?
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Caller:
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No, I hung up.
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Ghost:
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But of course now I have PLENTY of girlfriends.
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Zorak:
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Name three.
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Ghost:
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Ehh, well, there's-
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Zorak:
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Name ONE!
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Ghost:
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That's all for now! Keep watching for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints!
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Zorak:
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Bye now!
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