Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Chuckie

1:29


Ghost:
Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Caller:
Hey, Zorak, my name is Chuckie.
Zorak:
Hey, Chuckie.
Caller:
Hey.
Zorak:
What is it, Chuckie?
Caller:
I have a problem.
Zorak:
Uh-huh.
Caller:
Um, yeah, I'm not a big-shot football star like you, Zorak. I just- I just wanna know how I can - how to make girls like me.
Zorak:
I see.
Caller:
I'm the fattest boy on Earth.
Zorak:
Okay, well, I think that YOU need to speak to Space Ghost.
Ghost:
You know, Chuck, I wasn't always a handsome, suave superhero. As a youngster, I was actually quite an ugly little duck, believe it or not.
Zorak:
I believe it.
Ghost:
But even so, I was still quite the ladies' man!
Caller:
How'd'ja do it?
Ghost:
How did I do it? We-he-ell, I'll tell you how I did it, all right. Ahh - what was it you wanted to know?
Caller:
You were going to tell Chuckie how to be "quite the ladies' man".
Ghost:
I was? Ah, I mean, I was, ah, going to say ... you know ... aw, who am I kidding? Girls never liked me!
Zorak:
HAH!
Ghost:
I was afraid of girls!
Zorak:
HAH! Oops, hey, Chuckie, you still there?
Caller:
No, I hung up.
Ghost:
But of course now I have PLENTY of girlfriends.
Zorak:
Name three.
Ghost:
Ehh, well, there's-
Zorak:
Name ONE!
Ghost:
That's all for now! Keep watching for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints!
Zorak:
Bye now!


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