Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Zorak's Day Off
3:34
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Ghost:
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Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
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(Zorak's prison pod is empty.)
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Ghost:
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I said, Zorak, here's a caller WITH A QUESTION!
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Brak:
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Zorak's not here.
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Ghost:
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What do you mean, "not here"?
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Brak:
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He told me it was his day off.
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Ghost:
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Oh. Oh, his day off. Well, that's just - WHAT?! Zorak is my prisoner! Prisoners
don't get days off!
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Brak:
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Ohhhhh, well I don't know about that.
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Ghost:
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Did Zorak tell you where he was going on his "day off"?
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Brak:
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Bowling.
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Ghost:
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Bowling? Zorak doesn't know how to bowl!
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Brak:
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He doesn't? Well, how d'you like that!
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Ghost:
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I just happen to have a caller here with a question, is all!
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Caller:
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Z-Z-Z-Zorak? A-Are you there?
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Ghost:
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(stage whisper) Brak, you be Zorak.
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Brak:
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What?
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Ghost:
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We don't want to disappoint our caller, little-
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Caller:
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Kevin.
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Ghost:
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-little Kevin. Disguise your voice. Pretend you're Zorak.
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Brak:
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(raspy voice) Hi. I'm Zorak. I'm a green bug.
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Caller:
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Hey, Brak, is-is that you?
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Brak:
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(raspy voice) Yeah. How ya doin'?
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Caller:
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I-I'm good. Where's Zorak?
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Brak:
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It's his day off.
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Ghost:
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Kevin, this is Space Ghost. Why don't you ask me your question.
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Caller:
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No. I, I'll wait for Zorak.
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Ghost:
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(petulantly) Fine! Allrighty.
(The clock's hands spin across its face)
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Ghost:
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Soooo... uh... where on Earth do you live, exactly, Kevin?
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Caller:
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Cleveland, Ohio.
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Ghost:
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Aha! I once visited Cincinnati, Ohio. Baby, if you ever thought about me,
wondering - how's it go? - wondering whatever became of me, I'm living on
the air in Cincinnati-
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Caller:
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Is Zorak there yet?
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Ghost:
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I spent a night in a motel that had "magic fingers".
(The clock's hands spin across its face)
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Ghost:
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Y'see, there's a machine that's hooked up to the bed. When you put a quarter
into the machine, the bed shakes ya around like crazy! R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r...
(Imitating the motor as the screen vibrates up and down) Magic fingers.
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(Brak gapes)
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Ghost:
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Kevin? Are ya still there, son?
(The clock's hands spin across its face)
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Brak:
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I saw it last night. She turned her head around. It... it gave me bad dreams.
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(Sound of a phone hangup and dial tone)
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Brak:
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I think Kevin hung up.
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Zorak:
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Hey! I'm back.
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Brak:
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Hey, buddy! Hey, buddy! Heyyy, buddy! Hey, whaddaya know?
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Ghost:
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How was bowling?
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Zorak:
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I rolled a thirty-seven. My personal best.
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Ghost:
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What else did you do on your "day off"?
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Zorak:
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Oh, let's see. I had lunch with my lawyer, I renewed my driver's license,
uh, what else-
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Ghost:
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You forgot about a little something called "Zorak's Helpful Hints".
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Zorak:
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Oops! Eh-heh, that was today, was it? Eh-heh-heh-heh. Well, go figure. Hey,
whaddaya doin - WAAAAHHHHH!
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(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
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Brak:
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When do I get my day off?
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Ghost:
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When monkeys fly out of my ... ear.
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Brak:
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When does the monkey come outta your ear? I don't have all day, you know!
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