Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Making Friends

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Ghost:
Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Zorak:
Okey-dokey.
Caller:
Zorak, are you there?
Zorak:
Yes. I'm here. I'm here for you.
Caller:
I have a problem.
Zorak:
Go ahead. I'm listening.
Caller:
I just moved to a new town and I'm having trouble making friends. D'you have any suggestions?
Zorak:
Eh, sure. Try this. Go up to the kids at school and say "Hey, I'll give you each five bucks if you'll be my friend."
Ghost:
Zorak, that's a terrible idea!
Zorak:
You're right, you're right, bad idea. Too expensive. Just be straightforward. Ask someone if they want to be your friend. If they say "Yes", you've made a friend. If they say "No", step on their head. It's that simple.
Ghost:
ZORAK!
Zorak:
Eh, all right, all right, al right. Forget that. Hey, you know, when I was a small mantis I also had trouble making friends. So, I would sing this little ditty:
Hello, how are you today?
My name is Zorak, okay?
Be my friend, be my friend
Or I'll step on your head.

Yeah!

Caller:
Did the other kids start to like you?
Zorak:
No, they just threw things at me.
Caller:
Oh. I'm sorry.
Zorak:
Kids can be so cold.
Ghost:
Yes, well, tune in next week, same time, for another exciting edition of Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Zorak:
Buh-bye.


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