Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Making Friends
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Ghost:
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Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
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Zorak:
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Okey-dokey.
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Caller:
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Zorak, are you there?
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Zorak:
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Yes. I'm here. I'm here for you.
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Caller:
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I have a problem.
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Zorak:
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Go ahead. I'm listening.
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Caller:
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I just moved to a new town and I'm having trouble making friends. D'you have
any suggestions?
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Zorak:
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Eh, sure. Try this. Go up to the kids at school and say "Hey, I'll give you
each five bucks if you'll be my friend."
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Ghost:
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Zorak, that's a terrible idea!
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Zorak:
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You're right, you're right, bad idea. Too expensive. Just be straightforward.
Ask someone if they want to be your friend. If they say "Yes", you've made
a friend. If they say "No", step on their head. It's that simple.
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Ghost:
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ZORAK!
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Zorak:
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Eh, all right, all right, al right. Forget that. Hey, you know, when I was
a small mantis I also had trouble making friends. So, I would sing this little
ditty:
Hello, how are you today?
My name is Zorak, okay?
Be my friend, be my friend
Or I'll step on your head.
Yeah!
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Caller:
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Did the other kids start to like you?
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Zorak:
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No, they just threw things at me.
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Caller:
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Zorak:
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Kids can be so cold.
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Ghost:
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Yes, well, tune in next week, same time, for another exciting edition of
Zorak's Helpful Hints.
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Zorak:
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Buh-bye.
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