Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Temporary Insanity

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Ghost:
Zorak, are you ready to begin?
Zorak:
Call me ... Ishmael.
Ghost:
Ready to help our viewers navigate their frail canoes through the bumpy rapids of life as we know it?
Zorak:
My bags are packed. I am ready to leave at a moment's notice!
Ghost:
Oh, well, isn't that - huh?
Zorak:
Let me hide in your basement. The ultrasonic waves cannot find me there.
Brak:
Zorak, are you OK?
Zorak:
Albert Einstein and Marconi, eatin' beans and macaroni! Eh, uh, what, ah-
Ghost:
Mars to Zorak. Come in, Zorak.
Zorak:
My milk supply must not deplete, for that could mean the end of the world. MUST HAVE TWO PERCENT MILK!
Brak:
Why's Zorak so worried about milk?
Ghost:
He's not! Zorak doesn't even drink milk. Do you, Zorak?
Zorak:
And so it was spoken. Afghanistan, bananastand.
Ghost:
It's obvious that Zorak's mind has become ensnarled in the frayed and tangled fishing line of (echoing voice) temporary insanity!
Brak:
Ohhhhhh! I used to be temporarily insane. Now I'm just stupid.
Zorak:
Screen door off its hinges. Rabbit in the stewpot. Whee hee hee hee!
Got my mojo rising...
send in the clowns... Ehh...
Ghost:
Yes, well, right now we've got a show to do, ladies.
Brak:
Boy, I would love a glass of milk!
Zorak:
(static noise) Does a body good. Over. (static noise)
Ghost:
I've had about enough of this, Zorak. What would you say to a taste of my power bands?
Zorak:
No-o-o-o-o thank you-u-u-u.
Ghost:
Buckle up, Spanky!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Brak:
And now it's time for Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Ghost:
Not today, son. We're out of time. But don't worry, kids. Even though I just blew Zorak up, at least he's not crazy anymore! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Just shows to go ya.


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