Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Temporary Insanity
1:58
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Ghost:
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Zorak, are you ready to begin?
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Zorak:
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Call me ... Ishmael.
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Ghost:
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Ready to help our viewers navigate their frail canoes through the bumpy rapids
of life as we know it?
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Zorak:
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My bags are packed. I am ready to leave at a moment's notice!
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Ghost:
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Oh, well, isn't that - huh?
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Zorak:
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Let me hide in your basement. The ultrasonic waves cannot find me there.
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Brak:
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Zorak, are you OK?
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Zorak:
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Albert Einstein and Marconi, eatin' beans and macaroni! Eh, uh, what, ah-
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Ghost:
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Mars to Zorak. Come in, Zorak.
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Zorak:
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My milk supply must not deplete, for that could mean the end of the world.
MUST HAVE TWO PERCENT MILK!
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Brak:
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Why's Zorak so worried about milk?
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Ghost:
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He's not! Zorak doesn't even drink milk. Do you, Zorak?
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Zorak:
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And so it was spoken. Afghanistan, bananastand.
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Ghost:
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It's obvious that Zorak's mind has become ensnarled in the frayed and tangled
fishing line of (echoing voice) temporary insanity!
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Brak:
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Ohhhhhh! I used to be temporarily insane. Now I'm just stupid.
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Zorak:
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Screen door off its hinges. Rabbit in the stewpot. Whee hee hee hee!
Got my mojo rising...
send in the clowns... Ehh...
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Ghost:
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Yes, well, right now we've got a show to do, ladies.
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Brak:
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Boy, I would love a glass of milk!
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Zorak:
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(static noise) Does a body good. Over. (static noise)
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Ghost:
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I've had about enough of this, Zorak. What would you say to a taste of my
power bands?
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Zorak:
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No-o-o-o-o thank you-u-u-u.
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Ghost:
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Buckle up, Spanky!
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(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
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Brak:
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And now it's time for Zorak's Helpful Hints.
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Ghost:
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Not today, son. We're out of time. But don't worry, kids. Even though I just
blew Zorak up, at least he's not crazy anymore! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Just shows
to go ya.
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