Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Underwear

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Ghost:: Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Zorak:: Okay.
Caller 1:: Zorak?
Zorak:: Yes?
Caller 1:: I got a problem.
Zorak:: I'm listenin'.
Caller 1:: My big brother always teases me. How can I get him to stop?
Zorak:: You can't. No way, it's impossible. Big brothers tease little sisters. Big sisters tease little brothers. It's been that way since time began. You wanna try and change something that's worked for ten trillion years?!
Caller 1:: No, I guess not.
Zorak:: Then deal with it! Next caller!
Caller 2:: Zorak?
Zorak:: Yes. It is I!
Caller 2:: There's a girl at school I sort of like.
Zorak:: Uh HUH.
Caller 2:: But she ignores me all the time.
Zorak:: Mm-hm.
Caller 2:: How do I get her to notice me?
Zorak:: Try wearing your underwear on the outside of your trousers. (Space Ghost and Brak gape) See if she notices that.
Caller 2:: Hey, great idea. Thanks.
Zorak:: Madonna did it.
Ghost:: We'll be back next week, same time, for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Zorak:: Bye-bye.