Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Lance

1:14

Ghost:: Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Zorak:: Put him through.
Caller 1:: Zorak, I've got a problem.
Zorak:: Go ahead.
Caller 1:: I want to walk this earth like a mindless zombie.
Ghost:: What?
Caller 1:: Uh, I thought of putting a vacuum cleaner to my head-
Zorak:: Oh well, next caller!
Caller 2:: Hey, Zorak, this is Lance.
Zorak:: Good day, Lance. And what can we do ya for? Ah-huh-huh-huh.
Caller 2:: Well, my next door neighbor has this big old scary dog, y'see.
Zorak:: I see.
Caller 2:: And he chases me every time I get off the bus from school!
Zorak:: Have you tried to subdue the beast with your telekinetic powers?
Caller 2:: Telek - telekinetic?
Zorak:: Yes, Lance, it's really quite easy. Simply blink your eyes in rapid succession like this. (blinks: bloonk bloonk bloonk bloonk bloonk bloonk) All lower life forms will be under your complete control! (To Space Ghost) You! (bloonk bloonk)
Ghost:: We'll be back n - huh?
Zorak:: (bloonk bloonk) You will get me vanilla wafers!
Ghost:: Vanilla wafers. Vanilla wafers. Vanilla wafers. Mmm, I go get ... vanilla wafers!
(Space Ghost flies out of frame)
Zorak:: Keep watching for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints. Buh-bye, kids.