Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Nice

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Ghost:: Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Zorak:: Okay.
Caller:: Zorak, is that really you?
Zorak:: Yes, I think so.
Caller:: I wanna ask you something.
Zorak:: I'm listenin'.
Caller:: My folks always say it's better to be nice to people-
Zorak:: Uh huh.
Caller:: But you're never nice to anybody.
Zorak:: So what?
Caller:: But you seem to be doing pretty good.
Zorak:: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah, I'm doin' GREAT. Held captive in this stinkin' prison pod, workin' for Space Ghost, no TV, no outside play, no birthday parties. Every day I pay the piper for not bein' nice to people!
Ghost:: Zorak-
Zorak:: Yeah, what is it?
Ghost:: I really think you could be nice if you tried.
Zorak:: You really think so?
Ghost:: Why don't you try?
Zorak:: N'okay. Uh, Space Ghost, eh ... you look lovely today.
Ghost:: Heh-heh! Oh, my.
Zorak:: And you ... don't smell very bad, either.
Ghost:: Why THANK you!
Zorak:: And your big fat head ... doesn't look as big and fat.
Ghost:: You see, you CAN be nice. We'll be back next week, same time, for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Zorak:: Bye now! Fathead.