Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Homework

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Ghost:
Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Zorak:
Okay.
Caller 1:
Zorak, are you there?
Zorak:
Yes, I think so.
Caller 1:
I have a problem.
Zorak:
I'm listenin'!
Caller 1:
Well, you see, I'm kinda small for my age.
Zorak:
Mm-hm.
Caller 1:
Sometimes other kids make fun of me.
Zorak:
Uh-huh.
Caller 1:
I just wish I was bigger.
Zorak:
Yeah, well, listen, kid, being big don't mean diddly! For example, look at Space Ghost. He is considered large by Earth standards. But he can't take two steps without tripping himself! (crashing sound)
Ghost:
(on the floor, crying) Aa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Aa-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa-haa! Ah...
Zorak:
(as Space Ghost cries) I, on the other hand, am also considered small for my size. But I have accomplished much!
Ghost:
Yeah? Like what?
Zorak:
Next question!
Caller 2:
Zorak, I hate doing homework! I don't ever want to do homework again!
Zorak:
Good idea! Don't do any homework. Fail all your classes. Drop out of school, get a crummy job, live in your parent's basement 'til you're forty! Sound like fun?
Caller 2:
No, I guess not.
Zorak:
Then do your homework! Next caller!
Ghost:
We'll be back next week, same time, for more of Zorak's Helpful Hints.
Zorak:
Bye-bye.


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