Mail Bag Day:
Zorak the Monkey

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Ghost:: It's mailbag time, kids! Here's a letter from a faithful viewer in Crane, Texas.
"Dear Space Ghost, my name is Ian. I am six. I like Zorak the monkey."
Zorak:: HUH?
Ghost:: "He is mean."
Zorak:: What?
Ghost:: "Amber is my sister.-"
Zorak:: Ahhh, bleah. (continues making growling noises as Space Ghost reads)
Ghost:: "-She made me get dirt on my shoes. I have a red bike and a goldfish. My goldfish is Percy. Another fish tried to eat Percy's eye, and he messed it up. Percy has a castle and a blue rock. Ian."

(moved to tears) What can I say, Ian? I ... I'm touched.
Zorak:: I'm NOT a monkey!
Ghost:: Zorak, please! You spoiled the moment.