"Dear Space Ghost, my name is Ian. I am six. I like Zorak the monkey."
"He is mean."
"Amber is my sister.-"
"-She made me get dirt on my shoes. I have a red bike and a goldfish. My goldfish is Percy. Another fish tried to eat Percy's eye, and he messed it up. Percy has a castle and a blue rock. Ian."
(moved to tears) What can I say, Ian? I ... I'm touched.