Mike & The Mechanics

by Katzedecimal



Note: working under the hood of a car is not easy if you have a big pointy crest on your head.
*scrape*

"Watch y'self, sugah."

"..trying to..."

"Gimme a seven-picometer socket and a #2 driver.."

"Which one is *WHACK* OW!!"

"Geez, sugah, are you okay??"

"Grrrrrrrr......"

"Try to duck a little lower."

"Are these them?"

"Yeah, great... Here, you hold the wrench, I'll try to get these nuts off...."

"Heh heh heh heh..."

"And getcher mind outta the gutter."

"You're grinning too!"

"Yeah, so? ...grrrr, c'mon, you sonnovabatch... *crunch* OW!!!!!"

"What happened??"

"SPAMMIT!!!! ..skinned my knuckles.."

"Let me help... *zzzzzt* *crinkcrinkcrinkcrink* There!"

"How'd you do that?"

"Nuts come off easier with a little heat."

"Heh heh heh heh..."

" ;-) "

"Got room in that gutter? 'Kay, gimme those spanners and we'll have it off and don't think that."

"Awwww... *screeWHACK* OW!"

"Oh for..."

"Grrrrrrrr....!"

"Here, you pop the top off that distributor and I'll grab the interociter. And for pete's sake, *duck!*"

"If I duck any lower, I'm going to have a face full of engine grease >.< "

"Right, well, there's always the refresher. Now, lessee here..."

*BONK* "EEYEOWWWW!"

"HEXADECIMAL!! oh spam, he warned us about the hood... *pry* *crank* *prop* Oh geez, sugah, are you okay??"

"IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"The hood on this thing sure is loose..."

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!" *FrrrrZZZZZzzzzt* *sizzle* *ping*

"..........................."

"..........................."

"Oh now that was just brilliant!"

"...oops."

"He's gonna hang us both by our heels!! Don't you have any self control???"

"...i'm sorry..."

"You know what your problem is?? You just don't *think!*"

"...i'm not programmed to..."

"NOW whut are we gonna do????"

"......................"

" >.< "

".....there's an autobody shop down on level 42..."

"Oh, right. An autobody shop. Just what we need. And just HOW in the net are we supposed to get it down there??"

":lifts the car and balances it on one hand:"

".................... :blinkblink: ..... Y'look like a cocktail waitress with the net's largest tray o' drinks."

"...................."

"Oh for pete's sake.... Alright, let's go. And lets hope they do a decent job on it, cuz he's gonna braid our fingernails if they don't. Ah dunno how Ah'm gonna explain this to him...."


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