The Top 10 Things I'd Like to Hear Mouse Say

by Hash

10. Under this tough act, I really am just an ol' softie.
9. Nice baud, Ray. (Get it? "Baud", "bod." groan..)
8. I'm a hacker, not a counselor, Dot.
7. I really need to think of a name for my ship other than "Ship."
6. Is it just me or does my accent seem to annoy people?
5. Oh, you wanted me to *close* the portal?
4. Oops.
3. Take a number.
2. I really need a haircut.
And the number one thing I'd like to hear Mouse say:
1. I'm OUTTA here!

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