The Top 10 Things I'd Like to Hear Mouse Say

by Slack

10. You kiss me and so help me I'll nail you for sexual harassment.
9. Do you like my tattoos?
8. I don't have any idea what that strap's for.
7. I can't hack into that. It wouldn't be right.
6. Get me an orthodontist.
5. I can't date Bob. Our colors clash.
4. Kiss mah grits!
3. If you got the credits, honey, I got the time.
2. Who keeps ringing that chime?!
And the number one thing I'd like to hear Mouse say:
1. I can't take it any more. I'm disabling my accent protocol.

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