In the not-too-distant future --
Written by Zen Zenith
(The SOL. Early morning. AM.)
(Mike Nelson - a typical human being - aboard a Satellite in outer-space has just woken up. Stepping onto the bridge to get his breakfast, little does he suspect the horrors that are to come)
Mike: (Yawns) Why do I feel like I've walked into an episode of the twilight zone?
Gypsy: (Off Screen) Morning Mike!
Mike: Oh hey Gypsy! What've you got for me today?
(Gypsy comes on screen and a tube lowers from the roof, from which Mike begins drinking his breakfast)
Gypsy: Liquefied Cornflakes with a special almost-like-Milk extract called 'Malk'. Sorry Mike, but we were out of sugar.
(Tom spins into the bridge as Mike finishes his breakfast)
Tom Servo: Hey guys! How's everything?
Mike: Fine. Where's Crow?
Tom Servo: Oh. I saw him on the way over. I think he was laying on the kitchen floor muttering something about finding the last M&M..
(Red light flashes)
Mike: Marge, Lisa, Homer, and OJ are calling! Better see what they want. (Hits the button)
Pearl: I don't see why I have to do this, it was your idea.
Megabyte: Trust me Mrs. Forrester. You have far more experience than I do at this.. give me a few more weeks, and I might have the hang of it, but I'm afraid as of now, I am far too.. flat and dull to present this accurately. You however, are brilliant. I say, go to it!
Pearl: (Blushing a bit) Why thank you Megabyte.
Megabyte: (Smirking) Indeed.
Pearl: Hey Nelson! Bob. Bots. Ol' Megs here has a friend he'd like to tribute today..
Megabyte: Any supporter of the Go Virals! is a friend of mine (Snicker)
Pearl: Yeah. Whatever. Well.. for today, to tribute this 'Jerry The Cows' birthday, we're sending you his VERY web site. Hopefully it'll drive you insane. In that case, it's a two for one deal. Tudils darlings.
(SOL - Everyone, including Bob and Crow are now present)
Mike: Oh. Well.. a web site. That can't be too bad. In fact, it could be pretty cool.
Bob: Don't bet on it Mike.
(Sirens go off, lights start flashing)
All: AHHHHH! WE GOT BIRTHDAY SIGN!
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