In the not-too-distant future --
Somewhere in Cyberspace. --
Guardian Bob and his new found pals
Are caught in an endless chase

Pursued by a woman who's name is Pearl
An evil gal who wants to rule the world
Teamed up with the virus Megabyte
Together they chase them - all throughout the day and night.

(We'll get yoooouuuuuu!)

"We'll send them cheesy stories
The worst we can find (La La La)
Written by the fans of ReBoot
Who have way too much free time (La La La)"

Now keep in mind the guys can't control
Where the stories begin or flow (La La La)
They'll try to keep their sanity
Despite the lame stories and some cheap cameo's

Robot Role Call!

Cambot (How z'it look?)
Gypsy (Makeup here!)
Tom Servo (More gum please.)
Crooooow! (It hurts!)

If you're wondering how this happened
'Cause this plot's all out of whack (La La La)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a crossover
I should really just relax!"

Mystery ReBoot Theater 4000!

Written by Al's Waiter

(On the SOL, we see Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo, Mike Nelson and Gypsy sitting [as much as possible] in a semi-circle on the floor. Bob is standing in the middle of the semi-circle making giant gestures without uttering a word.)

Gypsy: "You've Got Mail!"?

(Bob shakes his head and continues)

Crow: Uh...Spam!

Tom: Disneyland!

Mike: (who has remained silent all this time, suddenly blurts out) ...Umm...a clown that stands outside a carwash and waves!

(Bob jumps up excitedly, and points at Mike)

Bob: YES! That's it!

(Mike notices Cambot)

Mike: Oh hello! We're just playing charades just to pass the time before the Mads call. And since Crow, Bob, and I are the only ones that have arms that move...

Tom: Oh...suuure! Rub it in!

Mike: ...we're the ones who are acting out the cards.

Bob: You're up Mike.

(Mike stands up while Bob sits down. Mike takes a card, reads it, puts it back in the box and begins.)

Tom:'s a thing...

Crow: ...two words...

Gypsy: ...first word...

(Mads lights starts flashing)

Bob: Hold it Mike. Scooby-doo, Shaggy and Tinfoil-butt are calling.

(Hits Mads button)


Pearl: Mike...bots...

Megabyte: (twitching) ...Bob.

Pearl: Today, we have a delightful fic for you entitled "ReBoot Season 4 Saga" by a guy named Issa Ibrahim. It's a real doozy. I think this will finally be the one to cause you to crack, Mike. (smugly) Oh and by the way, this story is written in script form.


Crow: What? What type of author writes something or anything for that matter in script form?

(Everyone looks at Cambot and shrugs)

Mike: Hey...what's wrong with Megabyte?


Pearl: Well, I felt ol' Megs here wasn't pulling his weight around here too well, so I had him hunt down this week's experiment. (hold up a green disk) It almost made him snap.

Megabyte: (twitching) Indeed. You're in...(twitch)...for it now...(twitch)...Bob...


Bob: (worriedly) This doesn't look good.

Crow: Mike?

Mike: Yes, Crow?

Crow: I'm scared Mike. Hold me!

Mike: (hugging Crow) Me too Crow. Me too.

Tom: (panicking) We're all going to die! The end is near! We're all going to DIE!


Pearl: (smirking) That's right, Bubble-dome. Have fun! (Pearl pops in the disk) Meggy, go lie down dear.

Megabyte: (twitching and speaking in a small voice) Yes mother...(exits)


(Lights and alarms go off.)

All: (panicking) WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIIIIIIGN!!!!

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