But made for a Bootnik
A Guardian's epic quest to fulfill her destiny: deliver Matrix's diploma. By stay_frosty
Die San Francisco, die! AH HAHAHAHA!
Why, hello friends. I'm Crow T. Robot. You may remember me from such films as Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie, Earth Vs. Soup, and Crow T. Robot's Bram Stoker's The Civil War. Today, I'm here to talk to you about a little thing we like to call MRT4K.
Our story begins as Megabyte betrays Bob at the end of the Web World War. Instead of being shot into the Web, Bob the Guardian found himself sent here, to the Satellite of Love. (It's a crossover. Whaddayagonnado?) As we explore the furthest reaches of Time and Space, Pearl Forrester and her eclectic band of minions force us to read some of the worst ReBoot fanfics known to the Net.
As we sit in our theater, we combat the effects of dullness and stupidity with our own particular brand of humor, speaking our minds and adding our own dialogue, much like on the popular television series, Mystery Science Theater 3000. We break them down like little comedy enzymes, making them easier for you, the reader, to digest.
Enjoy, won't you?
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Mystery ReBoot Theater 4000 was created by Zen Zenith and Philip Lynx, based on Mystery Science Theater 3000 and ReBoot. This website is not affiliated with Best Brains Inc. or Mainframe Entertainment Inc. All characters used without permission. No copyright infringement is intended. The authors of this website receive no money for this site -- it is a product of the fans for the fans. Image of Crow courtesy of Best Brains Inc. MRT4K Planetoid by Zen Zenith copyright 1998, used with permission. All other images by Al's Waiter and MG, copyright 2000, used with permission.